Verdammt…
Sexy Gamer-Babes
Gesucht und gefunden! Leider nicht ich, sondern die Joystick Junkies. Die wiederum vertreiben „oldschool game-themed“ Streetwear in Großbritannien, und haben jetzt ihre Werbe-Truppe zusammen:
Liest sich wie ein Katalog von Traumfrauen 😉 – Nur mal die ersten beiden:
Aaliyah J – 22 year old Londoner Aaliyah is a regular model in the papers. She’s got all the consoles but says her top games are Zelda & Marvel Heroes vs Street Fighter but loves the gun toting action in Time Crisis or House of the Dead.
Currently owns; PS, PS2, N64, Xbox, Game Cube
Das ist die vorne in der Mitte…
Carmell R – 24 year old Carmell from Pinner is a model and actress who has blinged up her Xbox Crystal but owns pretty much every console that’s been released.
Carmell currently owns a PS2, Gameboy, Xbox, DS, Sega Saturn (her favourite) and has had the Lynx, Game Gear and Dreamcast to name a few.
Auf dem Bild hinten rechts.
Ob da der Anmachspruch zieht: „Hey, sollen wir unsere Konsolen zusammenstellen? Ich hab ein paar, die dir fehlen, du hast welche, die ich nicht hab – ist doch perfekt…“
Übrigens, wo wir gerade beim Thema sind… Mit Ann Angel würde ich auch Halo spielen 😉
Jaja, ich weiss…
Massen-Masturbieren
Der Britische Sender Channel 4 wird eine Fernsehübertragung vom ersten britischen Masturbate-a-thon als Teil des einer Serie mit dem Titel „Wank week“ ausstrahlen.
Laut sexblo.gs werden hunderte von Teilnehmern erwartet, die sich am 5. August in einer zentral in London gelegenen Halle selbstbefriedigen werden – zum Wohle der Allgemeinheit.
Der Veranstalter, das in San Francisco ansässige Centre for Sex and Culture, hat in den letzten fünf Jahren bereits durch mehrere derartige Massen-Masturbationen Geld für „Safer-Sex“ Gruppierungen zusammengetragen. Jetzt soll das Prinzip in Großbritannien eingeführt werden.
Die Aufnahmen, die einen 60-minütigen Film mit dem derzeitigen Arbeitstitel „Wank-a-thon“ ergeben sollen, werden vermutlich gegen Ende des Jahres ausgestrahlt.
Preise werden an die Teilnehmer verteilt, die die meißten Orgasmen erreichen und die am längsten masturbieren können – der aktuelle Rekord liegt bei wahnwitzigen 8 1/2 Stunden. Um sich qualifizieren zu können muß man sich mindestens 55 Minuten pro Stunde manuell oder mit Sex-Toys selbst stimulieren. Nur 5 Minuten pro Stunde sind zum Erfrischen erlaubt.
Win-A-Callgirl
Wenn das nicht mal eine ziemlich krasse Idee ist: Schenkt-dir-ein-Callgirl schenkt dir ein Callgirl – zumindest wenn du gewinnst… Alternativ kann man auch die 5000 Euro mitnehmen.
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… mehr?
Anziehen? Ausziehen?
Was es nicht alles für Berufe gibt… Scheinbar gibt es Leute, bei denen in der Stellenbeschreibung „virtuelles Anziehen von Frauenbildern“ stehen… Anders kann ich mir nicht erklären, wie so ähnliche und doch so unterschiedliche Bilder auf verschiedenen Webseiten zu finden sein können…
Muschi Bondage
Na, wer steht auf gefesselte Pussies? 😉
Alternativ natürlich auch weiter die hungrige Muschi…
Würg die Gürk…
Hier die Erfindung für alle, die sich schon immer die dritte Hand gewünscht haben…
Bitte erklär mir jemand den Sinn von Jerkin the Gherkin… Und damit meine ich nicht das „Anwendungsgebiet“, sondern den Sinn…
Das Teil bedient man doch sicher auch manuell, oder?!?
Sexmaschinen
Die spinnen, die Wissenschaftler…
Das braucht doch ehrlich kein Schwanz Mensch: Roboter, die erst ein bisschen ziellos in der Gegend rumfahren, irgendwann bockig werden und sich dann einen passenden Partner suchen und sich mit ihm paaren…
Wenn wenigstens kleine Roboterchen dabei rauskommen würden, aber davon ist man vermutlich noch ein bisschen entfernt 😉