Steak & Blowjob-Day

Steak & BlowjobDer 14. Februar ist Valentinstag. Das hat uns die Werbeindustrie inzwischen beigebracht.

Aber hat irgendjemand mitbekommen, daß am 14. März Steak & Blowjob-Day war?

You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I’ll let you in on a little secret; guys really don’t enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out.