Vorsicht im Winter

This was on the „Tonight Show“ with Jay Leno. Jay went into the
audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The
winner described her worst first date experience. This is probably the
funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad
dates…but this takes the cake.
She said it was midwinter… snowing and quite cold…and the guy had
taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a
day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never
met before.
The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed
home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when
she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in
the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which
she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow
going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let
pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.They stopped
and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and
started. In the deep snow she didn’t have good footing, so she let her butt
rest against the rear fender to steady herself.
Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and?
indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think
about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the
situation Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation.
As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were
firmly glued against the car’s fender.
Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she
attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent
that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her
plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date’s
concerns about „what is taking so long“ with a reply that indeed, she was
„freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance!“
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and
then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing.
She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves,
they assessed her dilemma.Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they
also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot
to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what
had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized
that there was only one way to get her free. ?So, as she looked the other
way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off
the fender.
As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands
down… or perhaps that should be „pants down.“?
Jay Leno’s comment … „This gives a whole new meaning to being ‚pissed off‘