Alles, was schief gehen kann

Manche Leute haben zu viel Zeit… Da bauen doch tatsächlich Leute an einer Liste von Liste, was alles schief gehen kann.

The November 2003 issue of Scientific American included an excerpt from the inventory, which read in part, “Knocking a cup of coffee off a counter with a light jerk of the wrist; breaking a tooth while comically pretending to bite down on the Great Pyramid of Giza; lowering lifeboats into the water when they are only filled to half capacity; tripping on cable and falling to floor with broken ankle while angrily storming off set of 24; building shanty on hillside instead of floodplain in anticipation of monsoon season, then getting buried in erosion-triggered mudslide anyway.”

Ich bin sicher, spätestens, wenn ich alles durchgelesen habe fallen mir da fünf weitere Dinge ein… Und sei es, daß man beim Lesen des ganzen Dokuments wegen Altersschwäche verstorben ist…